People keep talking about their New Year's resolution.
I use 1080p
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Saturday, December 31, 2016
New Year's resolution
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This New Year will be different!
FUNNY PHOTO - This New Year will be different!
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Find a famous person
Find the first and the last name of a famous person. Text may go in all 8 directions. Length of words in solution: 6,10. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles
New Year's resolutions
My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.
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Which is a winning combination of digits?
The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #mastermind
Top 10 New Years Resolutions for Men and Women
Top 10 Resolutions for Men
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10. Find out why all my clothes have shrank. Again.
9. Read that book, “Stop Procrastinating†that I bought three years ago.
8. Figure out why supermodels don’t want to date plain, bald men as the media has led me to believe.
7. Prepare for the zombie apocalypse.
6. Prepare for dating supermodels in the zombie apocalypse (it could happen, right?)
5. Vamp up that eHarmony profile with some spiffy pics of ex-girlfriends half cut off in every profile picture. That’s attractive, right?
4. Mention in eHarmony how I’m a great date and can zap a zombie.
3. Stock up on beer.
2. Stock up on condoms just in case!
1. Get a job.
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Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions for WomenÂ
10. Get some better outfits.
9. Hit the gym for real this year.
8. Diet.
7. Cut back on lattes.
6. Take charge.
5. Travel more!
4. Believe in myself.
3. Wear all the shoes I have bought!
2. Screen the freaks on my online dating profile.
1. Stop dating losers who are obsessed with zombies on eHarmony.
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Friday, December 30, 2016
Now start your car and go to work!
FUNNY PHOTO - Now start your car and go to work! - Don't let little snow disturb you
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Chess Knight Move
Find the country and its capital city, using the move of a chess knight. First letter is C. Length of words in solution: 8,7. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles #chessknightmove
You have met your New Year's resolution
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
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CINEMANIA: Guess the movie title
See negative of movie scene and guess the title. Length of words in solution: 6,7 [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #movie #film #cinemania
Calculate the number 6080
NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 6080 using numbers [7, 6, 7, 9, 23, 987] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #math #numbermania
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
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What hapiness is
A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married.
By then it's too late.
Frank Skinner (January 28 1957-)
Picture: Reuters
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Thursday, December 29, 2016
For experienced barber
FUNNY PHOTO - For experienced barber - Chainsaw is useful tool
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MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A*B*C
The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (7, 9, 13, 25, 27, 31, 54, 56, 60, 63) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A*B*C. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #math #magicsquare
Remove 3 letters from this seq...
Remove 3 letters from this sequence (EPRAUOBLEM) to reveal a familiar English word. [CHECK ANSWER]
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Find a famous person
Find the first and the last name of a famous person. Text may go in all 8 directions. Length of words in solution: 4,7. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles
Find number abc
If 97b0c - 2a612 = 6aa92 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #math
Policemen daily workout
FUNNY PHOTO - Policemen daily workout - If you don't workout, someone else will (eat your donut)
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CINEMANIA: Guess the movie title
See negative of movie scene and guess the title. Length of words in solution: 3,6,10 [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #movie #film #cinemania
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Wall painting with safety in mind
FUNNY PHOTO - Wall painting with safety in mind - What could possibly go wrong?
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The Crowded Store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...
"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
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What a winning combination?
The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #mastermind
Replace asterisk symbols with ...
Replace asterisk symbols with a letters (***Y* *E**) and guess the name of musician. Length of words in solution: 5,4. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #music
Today my car meter reads as ...
Today my car meter reads as 72927 kms. I notes that this is a palindrome. How many minimum kms I need to travel so my car meter find another palindrome? [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #math #riddles
Walk on water
Joe heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.
So, on his 21st birthday, Joe and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake. "If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.
When Joe and Brian arrived at the lake, they rented a boat and began paddling. When the got to the middle of the lake, Joe stepped off of the side of the boat... and damn near drowned.
Furious and somewhat shamed, he and Brian headed for home.
When Joe arrived back at the family farm, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. "Grandma, why can I not walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?"
The feeble old grandmother took Joe by the hands, looked into his eyes, and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January... you were born in July, dear."
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I am worthless, yet when add...
I am worthless, yet when added to others I add worth. I confounded the ancient Greeks, yet I changed men's understanding. What am I? [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #riddles
Chess Knight Move
Find the country and its capital city, using the move of a chess knight. First letter is P. Length of words in solution: 5,9. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles #chessknightmove
A wife went to the police stat...
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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Saskatchewan has huge methane...
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
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Monday, December 26, 2016
MATH PUZZLE: Can you replace...
MATH PUZZLE: Can you replace the question mark with a number? [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #math #riddles
Santa Claus needed a vacation...
Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly.
As soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, "Look! The big red one! Isn't he someone famous?"
Santa thought, "Gee, I'll never get any rest if people star asking to sit on my lap and try to tell me things they want."
So he decided to disguise himself. He bought a cowboy outfit complete with cowboy boots and cowboy hat. "No one will know me now, I look just like everyone else!" he thought happily.
As soon as Santa started walking down the street people began to point and say, "Look! It's that famous Christmas personality!" Santa rushed around a corner to hide.
"It's my beard!" he thought. "They recognize me because of my long white beard!" So Santa went to a barbershop and had his beard shaved off. "I really look like everybody else now!" Santa thought. So he walked down the street with a big smile on his face.
Suddenly a man shouted, "It's him! It's him! Look everybody!"
Santa couldn't believe it. He was sure that no one would recognize him. So Santa walked up to the man and said, "How did you recognize me?"
The man looked at Santa and said, "You? I don't know you, but isn't that four-legged guy with the big red nose behind you Rudolph?"
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CINEMANIA: Guess the movie title
See negative of movie scene and guess the title. Length of words in solution: 3,8 [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #movie #film #cinemania
Great news
College student: "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!"
Father: "What, son?"
College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"
Father: "I certainly do!"
College student: "Well, you get to keep it."
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PALINDROME
Make the palindrome of the following letters: A, A, D, D, D, D, E, E, E, I, I, I, I, K, K, N, N, O, O, T, T [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles #palindrome
What am I?
I'm lighter than air but a million men can't lift me. What am I? [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #riddles
Calculate the number 8586
NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 8586 using numbers [9, 1, 3, 9, 67, 884] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #math #numbermania
Remove 4 letters from this seq...
Remove 4 letters from this sequence (MOLSDESATFING) to reveal a familiar English word. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles
Stool sample
FUNNY PHOTO - Stool sample - So you can give it to doctor
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Why the sun lightens our hair...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows XP?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
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Sunday, December 25, 2016
Remove 6 letters from this seq...
Remove 6 letters from this sequence (IALDGOROUFVITHMS) to reveal a familiar English word. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied...
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.
"How do I get him to sing?" the young man asked excitedly.
"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet," was the shop owner's reply.
The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!" The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: "Silent Night, Holy Night..."
The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.
"How beautiful!" she exclaimed. "Can he talk?"
"No," the young man replied, "but he can sing. Let me show you."
So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..."
The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."
The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?"
The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet's legs.
Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
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Find number abc
If 29ca3 + 29ba3 = a880c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. [CHECK ANSWER]
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