A man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, â€œSorry, son, but I have some bad news. The horse died.â€
Donald replied, â€œWell, then just give me back my money.â€
The farmer said, â€œCanâ€™t do that. I went and spent it already.â€
Donald said, â€œOk, then just bring me the dead horse.â€
The farmer asked, â€œWhat ya gonna do with him?â€
Donald said, â€œIâ€™m going to raffle him off.â€
The farmer said, â€œYou canâ€™t raffle off a dead horse!â€
Donald said, â€œSure I can! Watch me.
A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, â€œWhat happened with that dead horse?â€
Donald said, â€œI raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495.â€
The farmer said, â€œDidnâ€™t anyone complain?â€
Donald said, â€œJust the guy who won. So I gave him back his five dollars.â€
Donald is moving into the White House later this month.
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