Stereogram - 3D Image [CHECK ANSWER]
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Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Which is a winning combination of digits?
The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. [CHECK ANSWER]
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It was busy day at the office
FUNNY PHOTO - It was busy day at the office - All that work that has been done
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Chess Knight Move
Find the country and its capital city, using the move of a chess knight. First letter is S. Length of words in solution: 7,7,7. [CHECK ANSWER]
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Monday, January 30, 2017
Remove 4 letters from this seq...
Remove 4 letters from this sequence (ACTIVELIGBQY) to reveal a familiar English word. [CHECK ANSWER]
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Calculate the number 1399
NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 1399 using numbers [7, 3, 6, 7, 76, 499] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. [CHECK ANSWER]
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CINEMANIA: Guess the movie title
See negative of movie scene and guess the title. Length of words in solution: 3,7 [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #movie #film #cinemania
When mom isn't here
FUNNY PHOTO - When mom isn't here - You have to be creative
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Sunday, January 29, 2017
Remove 5 letters from this seq...
Remove 5 letters from this sequence (PBEOADRTIIES) to reveal a familiar English word. [CHECK ANSWER]
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Find number abc
If 75cc7 + a99ba = bc49b9 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #math
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Find a famous person
Find the first and the last name of a famous person. Text may go in all 8 directions. Length of words in solution: 6,5. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles
Find the right combination
The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #mastermind
Friday, January 27, 2017
Chess Knight Move
Find the country and its capital city, using the move of a chess knight. First letter is S. Length of words in solution: 5,8. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles #chessknightmove
How old is Tom's Granny?
Tom asked his Granny how old she was. Rather than giving him a straight answer, she replied: "I have 6 children, and there are 4 years between each one and the next. I had my first child (your Uncle Peter) when I was 19. Now the youngest one (Your Auntie Jane) is 19 herself. That's all I'm telling you!" How old is Tom's Granny? [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #math #riddles
Would You Wear This Teddy Bear Coat?
FUNNY PHOTO - Would You Wear This Teddy Bear Coat?
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You can touch me, You can br...
You can touch me, You can break me, You should win me if you want to be mine. What am I? [CHECK ANSWER]
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Take a look at the picture of ...
Take a look at the picture of the movie scene and guess the name of the person whose face is not visible. Length of words in solution: 3,6 [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #movie #film #cinemania
Calculate the number 6737
NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 6737 using numbers [7, 8, 4, 4, 28, 955] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. [CHECK ANSWER]
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Thursday, January 26, 2017
I come in a cone but I am no...
I come in a cone but I am not food; I will be skewed if you screw with my hue; I come by the millions but you can probably only name a few; What am I? [CHECK ANSWER]
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Leaving Dan In My Will
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads.
'To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.'
'And finally,' the lawyer concludes, 'to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!'
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Remove 5 letters from this seq...
Remove 5 letters from this sequence (DEPUVOSITMIAONG) to reveal a familiar English word. [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #wordpuzzles
Hannibal Buress: Cancer Walks
I don't believe in cancer walks. Well, I believe in them because they exist but I'd rather just give money straight up and save my Saturday afternoon. I can make my own t-shirt, that's not incentive. Plus I don't think cancer responds to how far people walk. I don't think cancer's sitting at home, 'What? How many people walked how far? How many people walked how far wearing the same shirt? That's crazy! I'm out of here!' Remission.
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Ghost-writers lift t...
“Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers.â€
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A Little Three Year Old Boy Is...
A Little Three Year Old Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet. His Mother Thinks He Has Been In There Too Long, So She Goes In To See What's Up. The Little Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet Reading A Book. But About Every 10 Seconds Or So He Puts The Book Down, Grips Onto To The Toilet Seat With His Left Hand And Hits Himself On Top Of The Head With His Right Hand.
His Mother Says: "billy, Are You All Right?you've Been In Here For A While...
Billy Says: "i'm Fine, Mommy.. I Just Haven't Gone 'doody' Yet."
Mother Says: "ok, You Can Stay Here A Few More Minutes.but, Billy, Why Are You Hitting Yourself On The Head?"
Billy Says: "works For Ketchup."
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Dancing Bears
FUNNY PHOTO - Dancing Bears
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Drunk in court
A drunk man was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunk immediately responded, "Thank you, your Honor, I'll have a Scotch and soda."
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Replace the question mark with a number
MATH PUZZLE: Can you replace the question mark with a number? [CHECK ANSWER]
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MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A-B-C
The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (5, 7, 13, 15, 16, 21, 24, 36, 44, 46, 55, 79) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B-C. [CHECK ANSWER]
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Wednesday, January 25, 2017
As a necrophiliac, there...
As a necrophiliac, there's always plots to do.
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Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
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Words of Wisdom...
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
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Find a famous person
Find the first and the last name of a famous person. Text may go in all 8 directions. Length of words in solution: 4,6. [CHECK ANSWER]
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Lawyers should never ask a Sou...
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.
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CINEMANIA: Guess the movie title
See negative of movie scene and guess the title. Length of words in solution: 12 [CHECK ANSWER]
#brainteasers #movie #film #cinemania
Authorized Personnel Only
A homeless man, down on his luck, went into a Catholic church that was known for its rather “uppity†social reputation. Spotting the man’s dirty clothes, the ushers stopped him outside the church door and asked if he needed help. The man told them, “I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church.â€The ushers suggested that the man go away and pray some more and me might get a different answer.The following Sunday the man returned and the ushers again stopped him at the door. “Well, did you get a different answer?†they asked him.“Yes, I did,†said the man. “I told the Lord that you don’t want me here, but the Lord said, ‘Keep trying, son. I’ve been trying to get into that church for years and I haven’t made it yet either.â€
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Find number abc
If c4b5b + b0b3b = aa4484 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. [CHECK ANSWER]
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World's Smallest Cars
FUNNY PHOTO - World's Smallest Cars
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I've never been skiing before...
May: "I've never been skiing before."
Dad: "You don't want to, trust me."
May: "Why?"
Dad: "You meet many bad things, like pine tree for instance."
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A fifteen year-old boy came ho...
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs..."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "Don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh no!" moaned the mother, "She must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
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I am a 7 letter word. Most h...
I am a 7 letter word. Most humans want me. But they hate the first 4 letters of my name. If you get the 2nd, 3rd and 4th letter you are sick. The 5th, 6th and 7th is something with a charge. Who am I? [CHECK ANSWER]
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